The “Come on Down” Trap
Open Instagram on a Sunday morning. Search for #SundayRoast. What do you see? Thousands of identical photos of plates of brown food, accompanied by the laziest captions in marketing history:
- “Come down for a roast! 🍺”
- “Yummy beef today!”
- “Sunday funday!”
This is Wallpaper Marketing. It blends in. It demands nothing from the customer. It creates zero urgency. If your caption is passive (“We are open”), you will get passive results (empty tables). To fill a pub in 2025, your captions need to do heavy lifting. They need to stop the scroll. They need to trigger a psychological response that moves a human being from “lying on the sofa” to “booking a table.”
Roast Caption Architect
Stop Posting “Yummy” & Start Selling Tables.
Implement the “Pattern Interrupt” philosophy. Your captions must be Specific, Urgent, or Sensory to break the scroll trance and drive bookings.
1. The Scarcity Loop (FOMO)
Turns a table into a prize by creating urgency.
2. The Sensory Caption (The Crunch)
Describe the physics of the food to trigger hunger pangs.
3. The Social Proof Caption (Customer Endorsement)
Marketing is what you say. Truth is what your customer says.
4. The Urgency Loop (Future Booking)
Sell next Sunday while the customer is hungry this Sunday.
The Philosophy: The “Pattern Interrupt”
Rory Sutherland and the behavioral science crowd talk about the need for a “Pattern Interrupt.” We are addicted to scrolling. We scroll past hundreds of images a minute. To get a booking, you must break the trance. You don’t do this by being polite. You do this by being specific, urgent, or sensory.
Seth Godin asks: “Is it remarkable?” “We have roast beef” is not remarkable. Everyone has roast beef. “We have just taken the 28-day aged rib out of the oven and there are only 3 portions left” is remarkable. It creates a narrative.
The Tactics: 4 Caption Formulas That Convert
Stop winging it at 10:00 AM. Copy and paste these formulas.
1. The “Scarcity” Caption (The Fear of Missing Out) Scarcity is the most powerful motivator in sales. If people think they can walk in anytime, they won’t come. If they think they might miss out, they run.
- The Formula: [Specific Number] Left + [Call to Action].
- Example: “⚠️ UPDATE: The 1pm sitting is fully sold out. We have exactly TWO tables left for the 3pm sitting. Once they are gone, the kitchen closes. Link in bio to grab the last spot. #SundayRoast #SoldOut”
- Why it works: It turns a table into a prize.
2. The “Sensory” Caption (The Pavlovian Trigger) Don’t tell them it’s “tasty.” Describe the physics of the food.
- The Formula: [Sound/Texture] + [Preparation Method].
- Example: “Listen to that crunch. 🥔 We par-boiled these Maris Pipers yesterday, roughed them up, and just dropped them into smoking hot beef dripping. They are shattering like glass on the outside and fluffy as clouds inside. Ready at 12pm.”
- Why it works: You can hear the caption. It triggers hunger pangs.
3. The “Social Proof” Caption (Don’t take our word for it) You saying your roast is good is marketing. A customer saying it is good is truth.
- The Formula: [Customer Quote] + [Tag the Customer].
- Example: ” ‘I would walk over broken glass for this gravy.’ — Big words from @Dave_The_Foodie today. We can’t promise the glass, but we can promise the gravy. 🍷 Serving until 5pm.”
- Why it works: It builds trust instantly.
4. The “Urgency” Loop (Booking for Next Week) The best time to sell next Sunday is this Sunday, while everyone is hungry.
- The Formula: [Visual of Food] + [Warning about Future Availability].
- Example: “If you are looking at this photo feeling jealous because you’re eating a sandwich… do not make the same mistake next week. We are already 60% booked for next Sunday. Secure your beef now. Link in bio.”
The Software Pitch: Marketing Fills the Pub, Math Fills the Bank
There is a danger to great marketing. If you use these captions, you will get busy. But being busy is not the same as being profitable.
If you rush to fill the pub but don’t forecast the meat correctly, you end up running out (angry customers) or over-ordering (wasted profit). Marketing is the accelerator. Operations is the steering wheel.
You need the Roast Forecaster.
This tool ensures that when your marketing works, your kitchen can handle it.
- It tracks your bookings growth.
- It tells you exactly how much meat to buy for the surge in customers.
- It ensures that every person who clicks “Book Now” on Instagram actually generates a 70% GP for your business.
Don’t just be the busiest pub on Instagram. Be the richest.
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The Conclusion
Your Instagram feed is your shop window. Stop treating it like a gallery of brown food. Treat it like a direct response sales channel. Use scarcity. Use noise. Use the “crunch.” Stop the thumb, and you fill the till.